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By Anonymous - 31/10/2010 18:25 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend borrowed my Jane Norman dress to wear to a Halloween party. He got hammered, threw up all over it, and fell unconscious on the shower floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2011 20:15 - Netherlands

Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML

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By Unfortunate - 27/12/2009 05:41 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend had a Christmas party for all of our friends. He asked me not to get "too drunk". I think throwing up on the floor while simultaneously peeing your pants fit his definition. FML

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Partied out

By kp. - 31/08/2010 12:46 - Australia

Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday. After spending a reasonable amount of cash to get us a nice hotel room to celebrate, he decides he would rather spend the night drinking with his friends. They all threw up in the bath tub before passing out on our bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2009 22:31 - Canada

Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend had said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth, and laughed before she passed out. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2010 07:08 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend got so drunk that he was sick in the taxi, sick on me, then sick on himself when he was sitting on the toilet. What's more, I can't get into bed because he's been sick all over my half of the bed. So I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight. FML

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By gingerbread - 18/12/2017 18:00 - Armenia - Yerevan

Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML

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By Blie - 04/09/2018 20:30

Today, I was so drunk that I pissed myself in a hotel hallway while wearing a dress. My shoes squished all the way back to the room. FML

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Partaaaaay!

By Anonymous - 18/07/2013 18:16 - Canada - Kelowna

Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML

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Party hard

By Jason the flasher - 15/09/2018 22:00

Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML

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By gp28 - 18/02/2010 20:08 - United States

Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML

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DrAwesome 6

Monday 1 November 2010 0:15

Your boyfriend borrowed your dress, and you're only worried that he threw up on it? Uhh... I don't wanna be the one to tell you, but...

yusaku02 20

Monday 1 November 2010 0:32

WTF is a jane norman?

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lovinit5683 0

Monday 1 November 2010 0:56

Your only worried about what shape the dress is in... I would be mainly worried about why he wore the dress.. Maybe he just now decided to come out and admit himself....

DrChim 0

Monday 1 November 2010 1:40

"Halloween party" Don't people wear costumes to those? Well duh yes they do. Pretty sure he wore it as a costume,

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Monday 1 November 2010 3:13

Oh FFS, wearing a dress doesn't make someone gay. Believe it or not, lots of gay men have no desire to dress as women, and lots of crossdressers are actually straight. ******' ignorance, I swear. Everyone making comments like this should be ashamed.

JUST_STFU_N_GTFO 0

Monday 1 November 2010 3:18

WTF???... What about all the TV shows were the women find their men wearing dresses and heels, then they find out their men are gay? Was that all a lie???? :O

ioceano 0

Monday 1 November 2010 6:05

I agree with you 100% I'm so tired of peoples comments about gay / straight ppl

perdix 29

Monday 1 November 2010 0:58

Jane Norman? You should have lent him your Norman Bates dress!

stfuexe 0

Monday 1 November 2010 7:48

lol

mbear24 0

Monday 1 November 2010 1:18

Why lend him a dress that you cared so much about? You should have told him to get one at a thrift store or lend him one that you don't care about.

PeteElMalo 0

Monday 1 November 2010 1:54

ydi for owning a Jane Norman dress ... and for assuming anybody cares

bigbadtim 7

Monday 1 November 2010 2:17

If this is a problem you should a-dress the situation with your boyfriend.

chubbles 9

Monday 1 November 2010 2:25

Jane Norman. Oh god, can't believe somebody actually buys from that shop never mind sprawls the name around as though it's Louis Vuitton. Probably would look better after he spewwy gutsed on it anyway

ImaginaryFoe 0

Monday 1 November 2010 2:38

It's not terrible but I did find it odd that OP name-dropped as though it were a one-of-a-kind designer dress. If it was her favourite dress, why not just say that?

neney666 0

Monday 1 November 2010 18:47

meh didnt mean to name drop, lol for me its designer. and fair point i should of thought it through before letting him borrow it, just didnt expect him to get completely hammered lol