FML : Today, I met a man at the bar, and he asked me to go home with him. The problem? He's 80. I'm 29. The bigger problem? I considered it. It's been that long....

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Today, I met a man at the bar, and he asked me to go home with him. The problem? He's 80. I'm 29. The bigger problem? I considered it. It's been that long. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Saturday 31 July 2010 23:24 / United States

Intimacy

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By A1V | 5

#1169862 - Sunday 1 August 2010 09:26

Don't ever be that desperate... ew.

By Azlia | 0

#1169959 - Sunday 1 August 2010 09:34

it really doesn't sound that bad. anyone still picking up girls in a bar at 80 has got to have some fun and spunk in there.

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By A1V | 5

#1169862 - Sunday 1 August 2010 09:26

Don't ever be that desperate... ew.

ShatteredDreams8 | 0

#1169871 - Sunday 1 August 2010 09:27

80 is NOT the new 30

Freeze_fml | 16

#1169898 - Sunday 1 August 2010 09:29

It's the old 30.

AliceSaysFYL | 0

#1169913 - Sunday 1 August 2010 09:30

Ew ew ew!

abbi96x | 0

#1169994 - Sunday 1 August 2010 09:38

uh its like fucking your grandad... :l

ZleveL | 0

#1170018 - Sunday 1 August 2010 09:39

^ great mental picture

sixtimessix | 0

#1170109 - Sunday 1 August 2010 09:46

I loled #6

socalduude879 | 1

#1170117 - Sunday 1 August 2010 09:46

fyl for being into old pedos... that's fuckin sick

VegasSkiess | 0

#1170120 - Sunday 1 August 2010 09:47

op is disgusting. I pity u

skroal | 7

#1170141 - Sunday 1 August 2010 09:48

Bom Chicka Wow Wowww. But YDI for being around people.

ElMundio87 | 0

#1170186 - Sunday 1 August 2010 09:51

ydi for doing something wrong, finding a man is easy

gohabs21 | 0

#1170208 - Sunday 1 August 2010 09:54

26, he wouldn't technically be a pedi, but it's still nasty

gohabs21 | 0

#1170229 - Sunday 1 August 2010 09:56

pedo*

suppressed08 | 2

#1170265 - Sunday 1 August 2010 10:07

the OP typed and uploade this FML from the old mans house :)

Sharpie23 | 7

#1170305 - Sunday 1 August 2010 10:18

if you are even decent looking you can walk into a bar and get laid in 10 min by someone who is at least your own age YDI for being clueless and/or a fat tub of lard

Brittney_E | 0

#1170361 - Sunday 1 August 2010 10:33

thats just sad.

RyanG_21 | 0

#1170401 - Sunday 1 August 2010 10:40

you're 29 it couldn't have been THAT long. & I would just go home and pleasure myself rather than mess with an 80 year old. that's just discusting

cheergirly16 | 0

#1170552 - Sunday 1 August 2010 11:57

43 I think you might want to move your Boston terrier before he poops on your very cute rug. loll, and I agree with 45.

Chrisskiies | 0

#1170558 - Sunday 1 August 2010 11:59

I'm thinking op is a guy since no gender is showing, which makes it even more nasty.... I think this because op was too scared to put his gender, before the trolls come along. Wierdos.. O.o

WingsFan80 | 4

#1170568 - Sunday 1 August 2010 12:03

26 and 31 there is no technically he wouldn't be a pedo. 29 years old is a grown up adult. look u

QuickNslicK23 | 0

#1170569 - Sunday 1 August 2010 12:03

chelsea straubbb

WingsFan80 | 4

#1170573 - Sunday 1 August 2010 12:06

damn iPod. look up where pedo falls and I would bet my life you will not find 29 years old anywhere near it.

okieraider71 | 4

#1170576 - Sunday 1 August 2010 12:08

I bet I can make a really accurate guess about something in your life. LOSE WEIGHT! If you are not a fat-ass, you can get laid no matter what.

paprikacha | 9

#1170691 - Sunday 1 August 2010 12:32

That's just stupid. There are plenty of skinny people walking around lonely. Half the fools you see on the internet cursing the other gender because they can't get any are slender, and then you turn around and see happily married or at least happily dating heavy people out all the time. Just because someone can't find someone doesn't mean they're overweight, nor does it mean that overweight people don't get laid just as much as skinny people. They do.

MandaMoos94 | 0

#1170884 - Sunday 1 August 2010 02:40

Randomm what about chealsea staub??

OopsieDaisies | 0

#1171452 - Sunday 1 August 2010 04:48

GROSS

soonersbaby21 | 0

#1171466 - Sunday 1 August 2010 04:51

that's disgusting op. the bright side? it seems you were given a ripe opportunity to pull an Anna Nicole smith and be with an old dude to one day get all of his money.

beeship321 | 4

#1171685 - Sunday 1 August 2010 05:27

Anyone think of anna nicole smith after Reading this?

ohSNAPyall | 26

#1171803 - Sunday 1 August 2010 05:57

Maybe OP isn't fat or homely. Maybe it was just the Eau De Speration applied liberally around the ears.

Rwstudent1 | 0

#1172058 - Sunday 1 August 2010 06:53

you know... most of us might make it to 80...dont lnow if thats a blessing or a curse but all these comments are pointing to the latter.

swalch43 | 0

#1172508 - Sunday 1 August 2010 08:18

you're sick

karmaSUCKS321453 | 0

#1172525 - Sunday 1 August 2010 08:24

paprichaka is most likely a fat ass.

PizzaGuy11 | 0

#1172583 - Sunday 1 August 2010 08:45

80 is the new 79

bamditzki | 0

#1172713 - Sunday 1 August 2010 09:20

put a bag on his face, prob solved.

losisdope | 0

#1172795 - Sunday 1 August 2010 09:47

I bet 63 is "overweight" nahhh she's a lard asss

legonut4poser | 0

#1172850 - Sunday 1 August 2010 10:20

its funny because you arent getting any

VioletRayOfSunsh | 0

#1173044 - Sunday 1 August 2010 11:34

wow uhh..yeah lmao fyl dear!

ageofkyle | 0

#1176626 - Monday 2 August 2010 10:28

l0l

David199619 | 6

#1206575 - Sunday 8 August 2010 05:43

That's ******* GROSS!

ninidunut | 0

#3254214 - Thursday 8 September 2011 12:08

To everyone saying pedo.. This don't make op a pedo . It's actually the opposite ?

Dashelle | 25

#5737306 - Friday 1 November 2013 03:42

Yuck.

By taylorbear3397 | 0

#1169864 - Sunday 1 August 2010 09:26

loser!!

beautikill | 4

#1170164 - Sunday 1 August 2010 09:50

aaaahhhh i just threw up in my mouth!

Gfrigo | 1

#1172275 - Sunday 1 August 2010 07:27

I doubt that he can get it up...

By Jessi_the_sexii | 0

#1169886 - Sunday 1 August 2010 09:28

everyone needs some lovin

Perversive | 0

#1170921 - Sunday 1 August 2010 02:59

yes they do but not ancient 80 year old wrinkly dick, dust fo cum loving

Trollz4daLULZ | 1

#1170928 - Sunday 1 August 2010 03:04

what

fatguy805 | 0

#1172648 - Sunday 1 August 2010 09:07

lol so I'm guessing you would give him tha lovin?haha

By shasui | 3

#1169888 - Sunday 1 August 2010 09:28

oh god! eww D:

billyz77 | 24

#5315694 - Wednesday 9 January 2013 05:54

How do you know it wouldn't have been the best sex of her life? They say the older the violin, the sweeter the music. Now with the invention of all the ED medicines, that old saying could really be true. Doubtful, but true.