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Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth and laughed before she passed out. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 19 August 2009 22:31 / Canada
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By  Deemon_Cat  |  0

You shoulda beat the shit outta her to top it off ._. after all, her bf said some other chick looks better in the same dress and she was drunk, I think this is more of a fuck her life.

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  birds_fml  |  7

Poor her, if you had done what you're supposed to do. What you're SUPPOSED to do in that situation is call the cops and have her arrested for assault. They'll probably charge her with public intoxication as well if she's so drunk as to pass out. That's your revenge... she gets jail time.

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  slasher29  |  0

i dont know 31 there are more times than you think. oh and 62 and 63 agreed op eew. could've been worse i guess though. if the boyfriend got pissed for you screaming things could've been a lot nastier

By  lollipops321  |  0

second! yes this is the highest ive been. and that sucks :( but at least you must have been hotter!

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  D0GS_B1T3  |  0

I was thinking the same thing! xD I'm not bulimic, but if I were the OP, I would have stuck my finger down my throat and ruin her dress. Haha! I'm so rude!

By  Deemon_Cat  |  0

You shoulda beat the shit outta her to top it off ._. after all, her bf said some other chick looks better in the same dress and she was drunk, I think this is more of a fuck her life.

By  awoodenhouse  |  0

ydi for wearing clothes

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