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Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (72581) - you deserved it (4197)

On 08/03/2010 at 8:11am - love - by Broken (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Abu Dhabi)

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I would have smacked her upside her head with a frying pan.

#3 - On 08/03/2010 at 1:28pm by txgirl2013

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I would have flown over that table and beat that baby out of her.. >=\

#5 - On 08/03/2010 at 1:28pm by milakitty21

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