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Today, while at my tutoring job, a middle school kid couldn't find a word in the online dictionary. I told him he could check a regular paperback dictionary. His response was, "That's what you did in your day. That's not what we do in our day." I'm only 19. FML


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On 03/02/2010 at 7:00pm - kids - by csc4lyfe09 - United States (Kansas)

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Ah, the new generation. They worry me. -_-

#1 - On 03/03/2010 at 3:12am by paprikacha

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Lol... I remember playing that game where you saw a page number on the bottom of a dictionary page and followed that clue to another page with another number and so on until you ended up at a picture of a penis or some other sexual word circled...

But yea... now I just use my phone to look up something... wireless internet is the best.

#2 - On 03/03/2010 at 3:13am by DGross

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