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Today, while at my tutoring job, a middle school kid couldn't find a word in the online dictionary. I told him he could check a regular paperback dictionary. His response was, "That's what you did in your day. That's not what we do in our day." I'm only 19. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18335) - you deserved it (2074)

On 03/02/2010 at 7:00pm - kids - by csc4lyfe09 - United States (Kansas)

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Ah, the new generation. They worry me. -_-

#1 - On 03/03/2010 at 3:12am by paprikacha

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That's what my son would say.......til I took away his iPod,Blackberry,Laptop and PC!
Then He'd be like.,,, Dad these pages won't scroll! lol!

#11 - On 03/03/2010 at 3:29am by Eddie_Paints

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