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Today, while at my tutoring job, a middle school kid couldn't find a word in the online dictionary. I told him he could check a regular paperback dictionary. His response was, "That's what you did in your day. That's not what we do in our day." I'm only 19. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16266) - you deserved it (1870)

On 03/02/2010 at 7:00pm - kids - by csc4lyfe09 - United States (Kansas)

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