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By  Kurisuten  |  13

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  Bibliovore  |  25

And Google up a copy for him of the poem "The Lady's Dressing Room", by Johnathan Swift (author of "A Modest Proposal"). It's about a dandy of his times being horrified to discover all the backdrop paraphernalia and processes a lady of the times goes through before appearing in public. The finding of the chamber pot leads to the classic lines, "Disgusted Strephon stole away Repeating in his amorous fits, Oh! Celia, Celia, Celia shits!"

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  SuperCasual  |  13

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  UH60  |  26

Oh my god. There are three holes, and peeing with a tampon in does not hinder anything except maybe on the occasion you get the string wet. Which does suck.

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This is definitely going to be a whole lot of TMI but it's actually more difficult to shit with a tampon in because a lot of women have diarrhea during their periods and getting shit on the string is a lot worse than pee. Periods, what a beautiful wonder of nature.

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  Ali_Br_fml  |  33

You could always hold the string while you urinate/defecate. I haven't seen one that wasn't long enough to do so yet. Just remember to do so every time and you won't have it on the string.

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Hold it????? No way. I'd rather pee on the string or take it out before pooping than risk getting anything on my hands. Tampons are expensive but I'm not THAT worried about it.

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  NotRussian  |  16

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  KryssLB  |  14

Guys have three holes; so do girls. Everyone has assholes; they're the same for both genders. Guys have two holes in the end of their dicks: One for procreation (the hole the sperm comes out of) and the urethra for pee. You can see them if you gently pull the slit at the end of your dick apart; if you have a foreskin you'll have to pull it back a bit. Girls also have a hole for procreation (the vagina; tampons go in here to soak up the blood when her uterus lining sheds once a month), and a urethra, which is hard to see but is a hole just a little below the clitoris. Like guys, pee comes out of here. The layout's a bit different between the genders but the plumbing's basically the same as the basic needs are the same for both sexes: Poop, pee, and reproduction.

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