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Today, I gave my 7 year old a snowglobe. I had spent the last week deconstructing it, putting an action figure of his favorite cartoon character inside, and then putting it back together. Later, I find it smashed into pieces because he wanted to "play with the toy it came with." FML

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On 12/28/2009 at 7:22pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

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shouldn't a 7 year old know NOT to do shit like that?

#4 - On 12/29/2009 at 3:16am by SweetestSin

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Its a 7 year old. What did you expect?

#2 - On 12/29/2009 at 3:15am by lolsan

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