Kids: Little git

Little git

By Anonymous - 29/12/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I gave my 7-year-old a snowglobe. I had spent the last week deconstructing it, putting an action figure of his favorite cartoon character inside, and then putting it back together. Later, I find it smashed into pieces because he wanted to "play with the toy it came with." FML

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By Great. - 22/02/2013 22:32 - Brazil - Belo Horizonte

Today, I found an old toy that I gave to my daughter several years ago. It was still unopened, and long forgotten, so I decided to re-gift it to one of my friend's children. My daughter immediately remembered her "favorite" toy and started crying inconsolably. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2013 00:17 - United Kingdom - Canterbury

Today, I made my first snowman ever, and then cried when my big brother kicked it to pieces. I'm 27. FML

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By Bob - 11/04/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I finally bought the toy my two year old son always wanted. He would always tap on the TV when the commercial for it would appear. I give him the present, and he starts playing with the bag. FML

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By GrumpyMonk - 21/01/2022 04:58

Today, my son was playing with a piece of plastic wrapping and trying not to let it fall to the floor as if it were a balloon. This is after he got some kick ass gifts for Christmas. Kids. FML

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By mala_19 - 12/06/2017 14:00 - Sweden

Today, at work, I had to help a teenager who was stuck in a toy car for kids, and no, it was not in one piece when she finally got out. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2012 08:19 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my son turned 8. We watched as he unwrapped a $55 Nerf gun, extra 'bullets', new shoes and a school bag with his favorite TV character on the front and a action figure inside. As he finished he looked me straight in the eyes and says, "That's great ma, but seriously what'd you get me?". FML

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By Username - 03/06/2011 14:04 - United States

Today, while babysitting I decided to play with a children's puzzle to pass the time. Fifteen minutes in I gave up. The kid then came over and put it together in less than five. There were only ten pieces. FML

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By kilo1_13 - 04/06/2009 01:35 - United States

Today, I was working at my retail job. A customer stopped me on my way to break saying "someone" had broken a snow globe. She showed me where it was and I cleaned it up with her circling me. I finished and put the cleaning supplies away when I heard a 'crash' as the same woman dropped another snow globe. FML

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By susan - 17/11/2012 22:31 - United States - Naperville

Today, my daughter had a meltdown when I told her I donated some of her old toys to Goodwill. It turns out Toy Story has taught her that toys have feelings and that she has a meaningful relationship with them. She's in her teens. FML

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Kids love that sort of repetition

By Vicky Cain - 15/06/2021 21:01 - Isle of Man - Douglas

Today, my child thinks it's hilarious to continuously pour his entire Lego collection all over the floor. When I tidy it away, he does it all over again. FML

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SweetestSin 4

Tuesday 29 December 2009 9:16

shouldn't a 7 year old know NOT to do shit like that?

Sappheyes 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 15:09

That by the age of 7, they understand not to break gifts. Before I was 7, I knew perfectly well what a snowglobe was and that they were not meant to be broken for the item inside. I had, and still have, a certain nicely made one that I always thought was pretty. Her son may not have liked the gift as much as I liked mine, that's fine, but it doesn't give him an excuse to smash it. My thought is that, like any other mentally competent 7 year old, he knew what he was doing, he's just a little brat who doesn't appreciate what people give to him.

Comments

blastvortex 3

Tuesday 29 December 2009 19:39

Well, you could've been done with it quicker by telling the kid no and watching as he shattered it right in front of you (or quickly behind your back). Even for mature squirts, giving out snow globes as present can be a bad idea.

Owndapwn 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 20:02

ydi you bought some1 a snow globe. you. suck.

inmyroom 1

Tuesday 29 December 2009 20:12

LOL i thought it was just me that misread "snowglobe" at first glance :P

FML_FYL_2009 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 20:26

Why would you give a 7 yr old a snowglobe?

I_hate_it_all 5

Tuesday 29 December 2009 21:02

YDI for raising your son to be a spoilt brat.

waterynuggets 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 21:58

Oh, well. You should have just given the child the toy then. Save all that other treasured bullshit for when he's older.

taoKAKA 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 22:08

That stinnnkkkss. D; I see that you just wanted to give him something he'd treasure, but you're talking about a 7 year old BOY. Young girls would treasure things like that. Little boys like toys and to play with things. *nods*

iambatman123 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 22:42

Aww that sucks :( But he is only seven so probably didn't understand. Don't take it personally. :)

ediciusNJ 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 1:59

That would be the last time I'd try and put together any kind of nice gift for that little idiotic brat. To see a kid who's actually genuinely GRATEFUL for a gift, look up the grateful kid on YouTube who got an XBox 360 for his birthday. Through tears, he says, "Thank you! Thank you so much! This...this must have cost you a fortune!" And then you have this 7 year old dullard smashing a snow globe.

FerrariCake 2

Thursday 31 December 2009 4:53

I'm sure the OP's kid would have been equally grateful if he got an Xbox 360 instead of a snowglobe. It would have been a different FML (and your comment would have made sense) if the OP had written "today, I have my 7 year old son an Xbox 360 for his birthday and he smashed it to bits."