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Today, my 6 year old son learned that if you give a mouse a cookie, he will ask for a glass of milk. But if you give a hamster a cookie, he will try to shove the whole thing in his mouth, choke, and die. FML

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On 10/17/2009 at 5:08pm - kids - by hamster cookie - Sent from mobile version

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At least he died with the sugary goodness of a cookie in his mouth.

#6 - On 10/17/2009 at 7:52pm by Witchcraft

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the real fml here is the people that dont know what "if you give a mouse a cookie" is. seriously, you didnt read kids books when you were young?

#14 - On 10/17/2009 at 8:12pm by epicwinmaster

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