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Today, as I was getting my mail, I received a free coupon from a baby supply store saying "congratulations on your expectancy." Thinking it was a mistake, I showed my girlfriend, who I am living with. All she had to say was "Surprise!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (77393) - you deserved it (16729)

On 03/20/2009 at 5:04pm - kids - by daddy-to-be (man) - United States (New York)

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#1....He found out that his girlfriend is pregnant from a coupon in the mail.

OP....That's a sucky way of finding out, sure, but is your life really fucked? If you didn't want a baby, maybe you should have been using protection. I think this is kind of a YDI.

#4 - On 03/20/2009 at 9:32pm by JackFrost

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#4, the fact that his girlfriend didn't bother to tell the OP that she was pregnant, thus letting him find out via junk mail is the FML.

#6 - On 03/20/2009 at 9:33pm by greatnt249

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