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Today, I took the kids I'm babysitting to the farm to feed the animals. They were a little scared of the llama, so I showed them how nice it was by feeding it a lot of bread. Then, as I was telling the farmer how I loved the llama and wanted to take it home, it spit grass and bread all over my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22734) - you deserved it (6704)

On 08/29/2009 at 2:58am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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