Magic is real, OK?

By yummolives - 26/08/2009 20:31 - United States

Today, my little sister received a fairy costume from my aunt. She put it on and waved her wand at me. She said, "Abracadabra, bibbity poo. I wish Sydney was pretty." When I did nothing, she put her hands on her hips and said, "Can't you just act pretty?" FML
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Intoxicunt 5

You can ACT pretty? I wish someone would have told me that sooner. I guess I should walk around "acting pretty", and I'll steal all the guys away from the really pretty girls. Suh-weet!

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offtheheezy 0

Damnnnnnnn. That sucks. Your sister is hilarious. If that was done to me, though, that would probably make me want to tear up. FYL.

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mlebethbear 0

girl!! don't feel bad little kids say stuff like all the time! my 5 year old cousin goes ur ugly...a hour later he goes ur pretty.:)

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stinkybutt 0

fart on her pillow later and give her pink eye!

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heavenandhell 0

wtf you dont acctualy get pink eye that way just to let you know for example my doc says that my alergys to ragweed is so bad that i actualy get an eye infection that developes into pink eye... every year for 3 weeks...

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no1askdu 5

this is so boring...

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RavensRule97 0

2- youre an idiot. you cant get pink eye by sleeping on a pillow someone farted on.

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syddyb 0

my name is Sydney...

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momorawrrr 0

94- thois fml doesnt work for you. your already preaty :)

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fmylife_username 0

haha i knew someone was gonna say that..

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chanta24 10

it came from this kid book about an elephant :)

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sweetbabysweet93 10

my names Sydney you ignorant ****. drop dead fatass

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polkadots123 2

WHAT WRONG WITH BEING CALLED SYDNEY? That's really rude. Why wud anyone say that? Wud u like it if someone called u stupid because of your name?

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CyclonePsycho 1

Ah siblings. Now feel free to dump cleaning bleach onto her hair while she's sleeping to turn her into a blonde. *wink*

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plexico 3

No. She can't act pretty. Remember what Fred Sanford said to Aunt Esther: Beauty is skin deep -- but ugly is to the bone!

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Kgirl2cute 6

#85 not necessarily. my sister and I only have a 2-year age gap and we look totally different from skin tone and eye colour to proportions.

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lendmeyourteeth 0

ydi for not acting pretty

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offtheheezy 0

Damnnnnnnn. That sucks. Your sister is hilarious. If that was done to me, though, that would probably make me want to tear up. FYL.

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Intoxicunt 5

You can ACT pretty? I wish someone would have told me that sooner. I guess I should walk around "acting pretty", and I'll steal all the guys away from the really pretty girls. Suh-weet!

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curryndricegirll 0

come on, we all know what she meant. she wanted you to act princess-y or something instead of being uncooperative like you were before.

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nates0210 0

#10 I'm sure even if you acted pretty no one would like you still.

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HisBabyGirl4ever 0

^.^ you win .(:<3

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yahoooooo_fml 0

These are getting less and less "FML"ish every day

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jeremymg91 0

True that, man. This place has gone down-hill big time.

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