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Today, my little sister recieved a fairy costume from my aunt. She put it on and waves her wand at me. She said,"Abra cadabra bibbity poo. I wish Sydney was pretty." When I did nothing, she put her hands on her hips and says,"Cant you just act pretty?" FML

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On 08/26/2009 at 4:31pm - kids - by yummolives (woman) - United States (Florida)

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You can ACT pretty? I wish someone would have told me that sooner. I guess I should walk around "acting pretty", and I'll steal all the guys away from the really pretty girls. Suh-weet!

#10 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:12pm by Intoxicunt

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Damnnnnnnn. That sucks.

Your sister is hilarious.

If that was done to me, though, that would probably make me want to tear up.

FYL.

#8 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:08pm by offtheheezy

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