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Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42970) - you deserved it (5924)

On 08/19/2014 at 6:30pm - kids - by Xbieblette51 (woman) - United States (Washington)

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I hope he's your ex-boyfriend now. If he decides to ditch you with the baby then try to get him to pay child support.

#1 - On 08/19/2014 at 11:42pm by Sandsh8rk

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That's ok, you're a strong independent (insert race here) woman who don't need no man! *Insert finger snaps*

#7 - On 08/19/2014 at 11:45pm by Earths_Venus

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