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By Anonymous - / Tuesday 19 August 2014 21:54 / Canada - Toronto
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  Brandi_Faith  |  31

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  doodlecloud  |  26

Yeah but trying to let it out slowly can be painful too. Why didn't OP just go to the loo and let it out there? Would've been easier for them and better manners for their colleagues.

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  Mightytall  |  27

First you determine the prevailing draft direction in the office and then you look for the person that has the dumbest grin or giggles in that direction. Everybody grins or giggles when they fart somewhere they're not supposed to. If you have stomach pains the risk of having a horrific accident is waaayyyyy too big. I always go to the restroom to toot when I have tummy pain... much safer!

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  Brandi_Faith  |  31

I agree with 7, what's weirder, a guy that has bad gas pain and accidentally let's out a smelly toot, or the guy that continued to sniff this foul smell until he found the butthole that created it?!

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  NiceGuysDoWin  |  21

Yup. The Russell Stophers sugar free chocolates are like that too. They taste amazingly like real chocolate, but if you eat more than 4 of them, you'll be running to the bathroom for the rest of the day. Best laxative ever.

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  Vitotaylor36  |  13

There have been a several instances where someone had a few of these gummy bears and was basically glued to the toilet for hours with a torrential outpouring of diarrhea. Painful, smelly, explosive diarrhea.

By  Earths_Venus  |  25

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By  katydid91  |  24

I'm feel so bad for you OP. I've my share of bad gas due to my often spastic digestive system. Just remember, it's not like any of them have never farted in their life, unless of course they're Peter Griffin!

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