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Today, I bought my niece a plush My Little Pony figure for her birthday. Only after she unwrapped it did I realize that it was meant to be a sex toy for grown men. FML

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On 04/26/2014 at 1:57am - kids - by Anonymous - Canada

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C'mon...you didn't buy anything like that at We Be Toys. You know where you bought it; the sex shop. YDI.

#2 - On 04/26/2014 at 7:08am by rhysfucker

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Oh god the fetish is growing D:

#5 - On 04/26/2014 at 7:10am by LuluRichards

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