Kids: Today, I bought my niece a plush My Little Pony figure for her...

By Anonymous - 26/04/2014 05:57 - Canada

Today, I bought my niece a plush My Little Pony figure for her birthday. Only after she unwrapped it did I realize that it was meant to be a sex toy for grown men. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 20:03 - United States - Chula Vista

Today, I gave my 5-year-old daughter a unicorn pillow pet. She ended up giving him an ill-advised name, and has been loudly proclaiming to everyone she sees that her pillow pet is Horny. FML

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By :,< - 17/09/2012 17:16 - United States

Today, I took my daughter to a pony ride at the fair. I paid to have her picture taken, and when we got home, I emailed it to my mom. She replied, disgustedly pointing out that the pretty little pony was displaying a pretty little penis. FML

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Back in fashion (Oppenheimer dolls not so much)

By JGarz - 10/10/2015 07:21 - United States - Tucson

Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2012 18:55 - United States - Perris

Today, I realized the reason my 20-year-old daughter has been so moody and aggressive is because she missed the promotional My Little Pony toys at McDonald's. FML

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By The_Black_Jesus - 31/03/2013 13:32 - United States

Today, I went to visit some family out of state for my niece's birthday. I couldn't think of what to get an 8-year-old so I got her a Barbie doll. Everyone else got her money, iPods, game consoles, etc. When she got to mine she asked "how do I turn it on?" Then threw it away when she couldn't. FML

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By Joanne - 24/02/2012 13:26 - Australia

Today, my mother-in-law thought it would be appropriate to give my five-year-old daughter some bedclothes with the Playboy logo all over them. FML

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By whattheheck - 04/06/2012 04:34 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I found out that my new girlfriend breastfeeds her dolls. FML

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By douglas - 17/07/2011 07:14 - United States

Today, I surprised my four year-old daughter with a stuffed dinosaur. She named it "Horny". FML

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Oh come on!

By Great. - 22/02/2013 22:32 - Brazil - Belo Horizonte

Today, I found an old toy that I gave to my daughter several years ago. It was still unopened, and long forgotten, so I decided to re-gift it to one of my friend's children. My daughter immediately remembered her "favorite" toy and started crying inconsolably. FML

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By Florida_1827 - 28/01/2011 10:54 - United States

Today, I received the 'special' present my mother had sent me for my 21st birthday. I opened the box and saw that my mother had picked out, accessorized and shipped to me, in college, a doll. FML

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Saturday 26 April 2014 13:08

C'mon...you didn't buy anything like that at We Be Toys. You know where you bought it; the sex shop. YDI.

mike7800 8

Saturday 26 April 2014 14:57

are we not concerned with the fact that these things exist in the first place?

Comments

Haxan 1

Sunday 27 April 2014 19:29

Wow who would make a my little pony sex toy... That's just wrong and sad

copenhagenkid 8

Sunday 27 April 2014 21:19

SA, and people say the teenagers are the dumb ones.

ndad79 8

Monday 28 April 2014 1:49

Really you didn't notice that anywhere on the package and I mean not sure about Canada but down here you can't buy sex toys at just any store so REALLY

emeraldmaz 9

Monday 28 April 2014 13:21

One would assume it was bought online.

BobbieH 19

Monday 28 April 2014 13:18

How exactly do you buy the sex toy version by mistake? You probably shouldn't be shopping at the **** shop for a child's birthday gift. You could tell it was a sex toy from across the room from her when opening the gift, but couldn't tell when it was in your hand in the store? You must have been preoccupied with your own pleasure gifts that you didn't see this wasn't a random child's toy at an adult book store.

emeraldmaz 9

Monday 28 April 2014 13:19

I daresay this was bought from DeviantArt, or Etsy, or Ebay, made by a rather specific group of bronies. Those toys do look rather innocent, and can be easily mistaken for a normal soft toy/plushie or a puppet - however, the hole in the back is unfortunately not intended for a hand...