well if the toy had been given to their niece, I'm sure OP's brother/sister would have had a good laugh or at least understood the misconception

Either that or he wouldn't be allowed to visit for awhile.

The FML would be even worse if it's second hand when you think about it.

I hope it wasn't used, that's even worse. Gross

You know, when I read this FML, the first thing I thought was, "I hope he didn't buy it secondhand."

How do you forget how to string a real sentence together half way through a comment?

@26 It's the OP in disguise trying to make himself feel better by putting himself on both sides of the story.

They could have also checked the "users also bought this" under the toy (if purchased on Amazon). I'm sure KY jelly was in with that list (or something like that). YDI for sure.

If I was buying something from the internet I would look at a picture of the product before I purchased. If you can't tell from looking at it that it is an adult sex toy, then I don't see what the problem is.

Sometimes people put a fake picture of the product .. Maybe that's what happened.

Let's hope the dad isn't into that sort of thing. He'd probably cut a hole in all of his daughter's pony toys.

Your profile picture has the same expression as the parents of the girl when she opened her presents.

I really need to buy a counter to keep track of how many times people have compared my profile pic to the FML or my comment.

let's hope no one butted it.