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Today, my neighbor came over and yelled at me for traumatizing her kids. What did I do? Nothing. Her kids entered my back yard, dug up my 1-month-dead hamster and freaked out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47321) - you deserved it (3266)

On 03/12/2014 at 2:39am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

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It does get annoying when kids aren't disciplined well, do something wrong and you take the blame...

#1 - On 03/12/2014 at 7:01am by ThatGuyWithFMLs

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A parent's children can do no wrong these days. You know that. Their bad grades are their teachers' fault, too.

#2 - On 03/12/2014 at 7:02am by CDobs

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