FML : Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and...

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Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Wrongtoilet - / Monday 12 July 2010 08:28 / Singapore

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By ArtIsResistance7 | 1

#1081415 - Monday 12 July 2010 16:10

Gosh people! Always check the roll, before you empty your hole.

By DocBastard | 38

#1081413 - Monday 12 July 2010 16:08

In Soviet Singapore, toilet paper wipes...nevermind.

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By italiangurrl | 8

#1081375 - Monday 12 July 2010 15:57

damn that's shitty! no pun intended… well maybe a little lol

love_musik | 0

#1081384 - Monday 12 July 2010 15:58

not exactly an fml... but that does suck hahaha

ninja_dino | 0

#1081387 - Monday 12 July 2010 15:59

well that sucks

Averizzle | 0

#1081451 - Monday 12 July 2010 16:28

That's why you always pack toilet paper when you are traveling to new places!

bluebladez | 0

#1081496 - Monday 12 July 2010 16:42

GLORY HOLE!!!!!!

ladies_man217 | 0

#1081498 - Monday 12 July 2010 16:44

use your socks

marinus_fml | 19

#1081504 - Monday 12 July 2010 16:45

#18, I fear that it was a little worse than a pee. or since when do guys need toilet paper for peeing?

marinus_fml | 19

#1081518 - Monday 12 July 2010 16:53

nvm comment #29. looks like comment 18 I was referring to disappeared :)

love_musik | 0

#1081535 - Monday 12 July 2010 17:05

i took this fml as she had no toilet paper. since they were cubicles that doesn't necessarily mean she was in the mens... right?

BabyDacey | 0

#1081557 - Monday 12 July 2010 17:18

awwh that sucks my friend did that once in school, he called me to try & get him out! I felt soo bad ):

itchyballs | 0

#1081726 - Monday 12 July 2010 18:48

did you ask her for some tampons too?

7myname7 | 0

#1081808 - Monday 12 July 2010 19:48

would be more funny if op was a dude 

Thabb | 0

#1081830 - Monday 12 July 2010 19:55

Now everyone thinks you're a pedo

kennyFTW3fiddy | 0

#1081873 - Monday 12 July 2010 20:18

stupid poor people
stupid poor people
I have more money than you
stupid poor people
stupid poor people
you can't even aford food

emmanizzer | 6

#1081913 - Monday 12 July 2010 20:43

so is the fml about how you went into the wrong bathroom or how you were out of toilet paper? or both?

crimsongetsu | 0

#1081986 - Monday 12 July 2010 21:48

lollercoaster!!!!! tha first thing u do in a restroom is check for toilet paper rofl.... ur gunna have to go Chinese

jackdbomber | 0

#1082094 - Monday 12 July 2010 23:05

ahaaaaahhgaaahhhhhaaaaaghhhhhhhhaaaaaaahhhhhhaaaaaa. can't stop laughing.

rawr_forever | 0

#1082286 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 0:35

roflcopterskates
you be a man.

dabomblyktiktikk | 0

#1082442 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 1:24

okay 60 most definitely wins in the "failure" category for the day.

lol. iloveyou 60  

christa953 | 12

#1083127 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 7:06

Comment moderated. jk lolzzzz

cincin75 | 0

#1083153 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 7:16

I love the lady voice part. 

omgtacos | 0

#1083249 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 8:06

9 are you retarded? a lady answered so she was in the GIRL'S bathroom... *hint hint*

Unfunktional | 0

#1083571 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 9:31

9 was referring to the OP 95. You are sofa king we todd did.

Shookitup | 0

#1089674 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 16:37

well that sucks! what do you use then? your hand??? eww...

eatinspaghetti | 0

#3485610 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 4:19

You have the best name

WiNDBlaZeXD | 5

#3864385 - Wednesday 11 January 2012 5:05

Look at the top right of the fml. It's a dude.

By R3kli3 | 10

#1081394 - Monday 12 July 2010 16:00

I hate when that happens

JocelynKaulitz | 28

#5830875 - Saturday 18 January 2014 10:22

Couldn't OP just youse a plastic seat cover?

By ROFLBERRYPIE | 0

#1081410 - Monday 12 July 2010 16:06

BFD

By DocBastard | 38

#1081413 - Monday 12 July 2010 16:08

In Soviet Singapore, toilet paper wipes...nevermind.

Residence_fml | 4

#1081623 - Monday 12 July 2010 17:46

Yeah never mind indeed. Singapore never was part of Soviet Russia so stop the stupid jokes already.

OP, that sucks :P but hey, you could've gotten yourself a new friend/girlfriend there if you played it right. This is a funny situation but it sucks because you were so ashamed. FYL

By ArtIsResistance7 | 1

#1081415 - Monday 12 July 2010 16:10

Gosh people! Always check the roll, before you empty your hole.

ArtIsResistance7 | 1

#1081467 - Monday 12 July 2010 16:35

Meh. Not as important. :{D

(I got the creeper moustache going on)

mrsmeowmix | 3

#6065373 - Monday 15 September 2014 6:16

just so you know, in your picture, if you didnt actually, x=8

By seahorses4eva | 4

#1081419 - Monday 12 July 2010 16:11

Was the restroom not labeled specifically for women or for men? Lovely.

It's happened to all of us though, bet you'll remember to check next time OP.

By happily_married0 | 0

#1081427 - Monday 12 July 2010 16:16

don't ya hate it when that happens? I always see janitors walking around the mall with their trash cans, yet the bathrooms are never clean. it was the same when I was in high school.

By inlove528 | 0

#1081436 - Monday 12 July 2010 16:21

that's why ladies always keep some exxxtra tissue in their purse! take that tip.

TheOptimist | 0

#1082541 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 2:16

OP's a definately of male gender.

Rofl_FML | 0

#1083008 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 5:59

how the fuck do we know?

brend5033 | 4

#2897373 - Friday 15 July 2011 12:58

except guys don't have purses...

letmehavemytea | 21

#4671088 - Tuesday 10 July 2012 6:38

Stuff some in your pocket before you go out!! Or...in your wallet? Oh my how do you guys survive without purses? o_o I wouldn't last a day without mine

hsRoseTyler5 | 14

#5128789 - Thursday 8 November 2012 23:25

My boyfriend carries a small backpack with him everywhere, he has extra toilet paper, bottles of water... Various other things that he may need.. Prior Planning he always says.. It's good advice.