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Today, my daughter had a meltdown when I told her I donated some of her old toys to Goodwill. It turns out Toy Story has taught her that toys have feelings and that she has a meaningful relationship with them. She's in her teens. FML

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On 11/17/2012 at 5:31pm - kids - by susan (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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Quick! Go retrieve them, they will be eternally grateful.

#3 - On 11/17/2012 at 8:32pm by ambowew

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Toys are memories. You should have at least talked to her about it first.

#9 - On 11/17/2012 at 8:34pm by tnlander

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