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Today, I came home to the nanny passed out on the couch from too much alcohol, my 2-year-old alone and locked in the bathroom, and my house in a complete wreck. To top it off, it's the day my mother in law, who hates me, is coming to visit from New York. FML

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On 01/30/2012 at 12:24am - kids - by myself - Canada (Ontario)

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Call the popo on the nanny for child endangerment who cares about the mother-in-law in a situation like this?

#2 - On 01/30/2012 at 5:55am by mamamiaaa

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File child endagerment charges on the nanny. To hell with the MIL, no matter what you do, you are not going to make her happy. Good news, when she gets older, she will not want you to care for her.

#7 - On 01/30/2012 at 6:03am by TheSofaKing

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