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Today, I came home to the nanny passed out on the couch from too much alcohol, my 2-year-old alone and locked in the bathroom, and my house in a complete wreck. To top it off, it's the day my mother-in-law, who hates me, is coming to visit from New York. FML

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On 01/30/2012 at 12:24am - kids - by myself - Canada (Ontario)

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Call the popo on the nanny for child endangerment who cares about the mother-in-law in a situation like this?

#2 - On 01/30/2012 at 5:55am by mamamiaaa

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Wow. Great nanny.

#1 - On 01/30/2012 at 5:54am by itsmygoodlife

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