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Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30754) - you deserved it (3604)

On 08/14/2011 at 3:32pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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What a bitch

#1 - On 08/14/2011 at 6:56pm by chaldochamp3

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Bu least she isn't talking about what a pussy you are.

#2 - On 08/14/2011 at 6:58pm by CrazyGirl445

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