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By Yudor - 21/12/2008 09:40 - France

Today, my girlfriend told me that she woke up after yesterday’s party with someone else’s trousers. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2008 08:25

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but it wasn’t actually her. What happened last night? FML

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By :( - 27/01/2014 22:31 - Algeria

Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML

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By Dulieu - 10/02/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn't pick up hers. FML

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By anon - 22/05/2015 02:22 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML

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By Sbfreak510 - 16/10/2009 16:30 - France

Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML

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By Wronged - 21/09/2009 10:53 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML

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By VacationTSA - 19/02/2009 16:29 - United States

Today, I woke up in a girls bed, that I have had a crush on for two years. She was sleeping on the floor with someone else. FML

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By NJ. - 24/01/2009 10:41 - United States

Today, I went to work things out with my girlfriend, with whom I'd had a huge fight with. She told me the night before to come over at noon and that she would be awake. I unlocked the door to see that the place was a mess. She'd thrown a party and was still passed out naked next to her boss. FML

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By Jason the flasher - 15/09/2018 22:00

Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML

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By Matt - 13/07/2012 19:06 - United States

Today, I woke up in a daze after a long night drinking. I felt a subtle nudge on my shoulder. I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, passed out on top of her, with no pants on. Her dad was, in so many words, informing me that I had to leave immediately. FML

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BastardOfBodom 0

Friday 15 May 2009 3:41

dont take anyone who cheats on you. getting drunk doesnt justify it.

HanisMan01 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 13:32

Tell her yeah same thing happened to me last week...What?

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HanisMan01 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 13:32

Tell her yeah same thing happened to me last week...What?

bobnorris 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 2:47

u deserve it 4 usin Thea word trousers

Steban 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 8:11

thinking the same thing

itsnikki 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 8:57

#18 ur pic scares me

yeahreally 6

Monday 9 March 2009 5:11

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xTrue25 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 7:57

I bet things like this rarely happen to you chubs.

AllOrNever 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:40

She was honest, but just make sure this doesn't happen again.

Dalarsco 0

Friday 27 March 2009 22:49

You know, it's completely possible that she was wearing the pants of another for a completely platonic reason.

daemonsparta 16

Sunday 2 August 2015 22:07

yeah and maybe monkeys will fly out of my butt

look_its_me 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 4:34

hey, why you complanin? at least she told you...

24788 6

Saturday 2 May 2009 7:27

lol, i sux

skylinediver 0

Friday 14 August 2009 6:41

Underwear, you illiterate American.

arsenalfcboy 6

Thursday 1 July 2010 10:54

Faaaaaaaiiil

BastardOfBodom 0

Friday 15 May 2009 3:41

dont take anyone who cheats on you. getting drunk doesnt justify it.

elliekinslurvsya 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 10:49

well if she told you maybe that means nothing happened...

kimgolf 0

Monday 20 July 2009 5:25

how the hell does he deserve it?? really guys??

Clozzie 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 1:11

Thats what i thought!

badluckalex 23

Sunday 2 March 2014 6:01

hes her boyfriend.

Britton 4

Saturday 25 July 2009 2:06

Trousers in British English = Underwear in American English Incase you were wondering (:

milotrundell 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 16:50

Trousers aren't underwear... they're the equivalent of what Americans call "pants" or sometimes jeans.

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