Kids: Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless...

By Anonymous - 14/08/2011 19:32 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML

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By whymomwhy - 11/07/2015 17:20 - United States - Salem

Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML

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By emancipate me - 15/05/2016 19:59 - United States - Knoxville

Today, my mom was in a really bad mood, so I stayed in my room to avoid her. It didn't take long before she barged in and started bitching about my dog, who'd pissed her off by acting too happy. Yes, she's actually that insane, and I have to deal with it on a daily basis. FML

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By izu - 16/09/2011 05:40 - United States

Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML

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By wekasdjkasldasdkasdzcawqe - 07/08/2013 20:55 - Sweden

Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML

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By juliette - 07/02/2015 05:13 - United States - Astoria

Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2012 00:36 - United States - Panama City

Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML

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By CatLover - 06/11/2014 18:30 - United States - Bartow

Today, my mentally-unhinged mother reached a new level of psycho - she threw a tantrum and raged at my father, accusing him of cheating on her with our cat. FML

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By seriously - 24/05/2013 07:04 - United States

Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML

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By Tragic - 27/04/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, I heard my mom ask "Are you okay?" I opened my mouth to tell her about how I've been feeling suicidal lately. At that second, I realized she was talking to my cat. FML

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By Scared - 05/06/2012 00:54 - United States - Arlington

Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML

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chaldochamp3 6

Monday 15 August 2011 0:56

What a bitch

CrazyGirl445 4

Monday 15 August 2011 0:58

Bu least she isn't talking about what a pussy you are.

Comments

SadinSherman 16

Monday 15 August 2011 4:38

Well she is the one talking to a cat

XbambiX 3

Monday 15 August 2011 5:38

well....if its true what are you whining about?!

dallas_louise 0

Monday 15 August 2011 5:43

Maybe if you weren't such a useless bitch, your mom wouldn't do the crack she does to rant on to a cat.

V19Spartan 1

Monday 15 August 2011 6:12

Mr Truffles agrees that you are a bitch

Priscillaaa_fml 1

Monday 15 August 2011 6:12

it's ok I talk to my cat too.

FookMyLife2496 0

Monday 15 August 2011 6:28

wow she's a bitch

TheCylonmaster 3

Monday 15 August 2011 6:49

What a pussy!

TheCylonmaster 3

Monday 15 August 2011 6:56

Today, I went to the bathroom at a movie theater after watching a movie, only to listen to a grown man on the pot singing, "Sittin' on the toilet... Sittin' on the toilet...".