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By Anonymous - 14/08/2011 19:32 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML

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By whymomwhy - 11/07/2015 17:20 - United States - Salem

Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML

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By emancipate me - 15/05/2016 19:59 - United States - Knoxville

Today, my mom was in a really bad mood, so I stayed in my room to avoid her. It didn't take long before she barged in and started bitching about my dog, who'd pissed her off by acting too happy. Yes, she's actually that insane, and I have to deal with it on a daily basis. FML

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By izu - 16/09/2011 05:40 - United States

Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML

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By wekasdjkasldasdkasdzcawqe - 07/08/2013 20:55 - Sweden

Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML

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By juliette - 07/02/2015 05:13 - United States - Astoria

Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2012 00:36 - United States - Panama City

Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML

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By CatLover - 06/11/2014 18:30 - United States - Bartow

Today, my mentally-unhinged mother reached a new level of psycho - she threw a tantrum and raged at my father, accusing him of cheating on her with our cat. FML

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By seriously - 24/05/2013 07:04 - United States

Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML

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By Tragic - 27/04/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, I heard my mom ask "Are you okay?" I opened my mouth to tell her about how I've been feeling suicidal lately. At that second, I realized she was talking to my cat. FML

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By Scared - 05/06/2012 00:54 - United States - Arlington

Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML

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chaldochamp3 6

Monday 15 August 2011 0:56

What a bitch

CrazyGirl445 4

Monday 15 August 2011 0:58

Bu least she isn't talking about what a pussy you are.

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Chrispayne 4

Tuesday 16 August 2011 19:06

Get the hint yet?

strawberrylump 7

Wednesday 17 August 2011 7:49

I blame the cat :]

Isaac_The_Great 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 15:12

Slap that hoe!

snowman420 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 23:09

Pussy friendship huh

capnhananah 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 15:44

poor cat.

sassie8055 6

Sunday 21 August 2011 2:18

Your not alone. And as someone who has been there, i am deeply sorry. Now teach the cat how to attack everytime it hears her voice. Hahahaa lol

riceball_4ever 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 22:12

This has happened to me too >.>

GoodByeKittyDWK 2

Tuesday 30 August 2011 1:46

that poor cat but i bet the cat is thinking the same thing about your mother!

paigealeace13 0

Monday 12 September 2011 21:28

Someone needs a friend!! I mean your mom lmao.

gracevet88 0

Friday 15 June 2012 23:32

Whats with all these mothers talking to cats?

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