By Anonymous - 14/08/2011 19:32 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML
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CrazyGirl445 4

Bu least she isn't talking about what a pussy you are.

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deviable 9

At least your cat isn't bitching back.

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SherryA 15

This is possibly the best plan I have ever heard to get a parent to talk to you. Genius!! :P

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mastersmurf 13

Have your cat trained to claw the person in the face or shit on the carpet everytime it hears the words "useless bitch", then see how long your mom is willing to keep calling you that.

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the__usual 0

You're not alone, my mother also whinges to our cat -_-

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yoshivar2002 0

No offense, but maybe you should try not being a useless bitch sometime? Just sayin.

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chynnatownn 11

FML for you? I think this one should be for your mom. I mean come on, talking to the cat? That's pretty bad. FYL mommy.

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fuckmrsoftee 0

it could be worse. idea: why dont you purposely do the same thing with the cat when you're upset just to piss her off. pretty funny.

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yoshivar2002 0

The truth hurts.

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