By Anonymous - 14/08/2011 19:32 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 506
You deserved it 3 993

Same thing different taste

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Bu least she isn't talking about what a pussy you are.

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Tell her, "At least I don't have conversations with the ******* cat."

perdix 29

The cat is saying, "There better be some food at the end of this."

Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence. Third time is enemy action. That cat is looking to usurp your position in the family hierarchy! Time to fight back. I suggest you fight fire with fire. Start by catching small animals and leaving them to decompose in your mother's room. This will simultaneously show you are useful and share well. And if you haven't already, learn how to shit in a pile of dirt and bury it properly. Oh, and if your family has other pets like goldfish or hermit crabs, start diplomatic negotiations now. You never know when you might need friends.

Perhaps you could try to be a bit less useless? And buy a dog, he will be on your side (and maybe eat the cat).

I know the feeling but sucks she called you a useless bitch

iloooovemylife 7

Retard alert !! get her to the rehab