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Today, I once again told my son he needed a job and a girlfriend because I simply could not keep him in my house anymore. He yelled, "No, I can do whatever I want!" Then went back to playing video games. He's 38. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27412) - you deserved it (39623)

On 04/28/2011 at 7:07am - kids - by oldmama728 -

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Did you ever think about addressing this problem a little earlier?

#11 - On 04/28/2011 at 9:59am by cradle6

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YDI for letting it get that far. Just throw his stuff out and change the locks.
The guy is 38 for fuck's sake.

#13 - On 04/28/2011 at 10:00am by Doortje

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