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Today, I bought myself a brand-new 52" flatscreen. It was only in my house for 2 hours before my toddler had a tantrum, threw a toy right into the screen and wrecked it beyond repair. I paid to have a nice TV for 2 hours. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37834) - you deserved it (9272)

On 04/11/2011 at 12:05pm - kids - by ac32 (man) - Canada (Alberta)

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Try throwing the tv at the kid to teach it a lesson?

#1 - On 04/11/2011 at 4:27pm by Ashkahnator

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That child would not have Christmas or a birthday for a decade, I don't even care if they are a toddler.

#7 - On 04/11/2011 at 4:33pm by Rei_Ayanami

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