Kids: Today, I bought myself a brand-new 52" flatscreen. It was only...

By ac32 - 11/04/2011 16:05 - Canada

Today, I bought myself a brand-new 52" flatscreen. It was only in my house for 2 hours before my toddler had a tantrum, threw a toy right into the screen and wrecked it beyond repair. I paid to have a nice TV for 2 hours. FML

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Today, I purchased a brand new television. Not long after the professional who hung it on my wall left, it came crashing down on my hardwood floor. I'm now left with a busted TV, a tear in my living room wall, and a severely drained bank account. FML

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Today, I bought a brand new TV that cost a pretty penny. I took it home and it had a defect. After a lot of arguing, I was able to exchange the TV for another one. I got it home and it worked amazing. Later on, we had a bad rainstorm, which flooded my room and screwed up not only my new TV, but my PS5, Xbox, and laptop. FML

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By ellebelle - 15/11/2010 00:23 - United States

Today, I had to purchase a new flat screen TV for the bar I work at. Last night I was dared to break an ashtray against the wall. I completely missed the wall and smashed the screen of the new TV they bought last month. FML

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By Anonymou$ - 06/11/2014 23:37 - United States - Daphne

Today, I spent over $2,000 on a big flatscreen TV. My dad insisted I let him mount it on the wall instead of paying someone to do it. All seemed fine, until the TV came loose and smashed onto the floor. My dad refuses to accept responsibility, and says I should've had a professional install it instead. FML

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By Squeezebox - 30/08/2017 08:00 - United States - Missoula

Today, my son ruined our fairly new 60 inch smart TV by giving it a bath with his squirt gun. FML

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Warranties don't cover kids, do they?

By FMLMaximus - 13/09/2019 14:00

Today, my two year-old fell with a toy in her hand. The TV isn't even paid off yet. FML

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Not fair!

By icy - 06/12/2019 03:00 - United States - Prairieville

Today, I finally got a cable box for my TV. When I was connecting the cable, my tv fell and shattered the screen. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2016 19:30 - United States

Today, I threw a party. My drunk boyfriend decided to bring my 50-inch flatscreen TV downstairs from our bedroom. The TV didn't make it. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2013 16:45 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, someone took my flatscreen TV at my garage sale because some kid snuck a "free" label onto it. FML

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Ashkahnator 0

Monday 11 April 2011 22:27

Try throwing the tv at the kid to teach it a lesson?

Rei_Ayanami 18

Monday 11 April 2011 22:33

That child would not have Christmas or a birthday for a decade, I don't even care if they are a toddler.

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MrBoombastic44 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 7:20

good thing there was a warranty??

elliedanceteam 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 7:31

hes gonna do some great things when hes older(;

Sha41491 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 8:05

&& my kid would be up for adoption after that.

JenL_fml 7

Tuesday 12 April 2011 8:15

Oh boy, my hand is itching.

SuperLee_fml 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 8:22

sell child to get new tv

nomz333 5

Tuesday 12 April 2011 8:23

punt that baby across the room into the shattered glass of the tv

BIGTON_fml 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 8:42

Ummmm warranty...

Noobkillerxx 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 9:12

Are you covered?

Fuutballer 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 9:50

Warranties. They are a good idea.

Raddaya 3

Tuesday 12 April 2011 10:13

Come on...he didn't know what he was doing...also, YDI for not taking care of your todderl.

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