Today, I discovered that I'm short enough to be legally considered a midget. My daughter now wants to bring me to school for show and tell. FML
by fourfootnine / 03/07/2011 at 8:47am / United States (Texas) / Kids
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well don't disappoint the kid. you should dance around and sing a song too.
#3 - On 03/07/2011 at 1:01pm by H3adFonHyStRiA
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That's a little insensitive of your daughter. You'll feel better shortly, though there's a small chance I'm wrong.
#19 - On 03/07/2011 at 1:42pm by DocBastard
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