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Today, I helped out with makeup at my daughter's high school play. As one girl walked past, I told her that she'd smudged pink lipstick all up the side of her face. Turns out it was a birthmark. She cried in the dressing room for half an hour. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27496) - you deserved it (10708)

On 12/24/2010 at 12:02am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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it was an honest mistake
it's not like if you were making fun of her

#2 - On 12/24/2010 at 6:12am by memo619

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Am I missing something here? You say you were doing makeup for the play, so instead of offering to HELP her by, oh I don't know, putting makeup over the birthmark, you let her cry for an hour?

Madam, you suck like a lamprey sucks a shark.

#21 - On 12/24/2010 at 8:30am by DocBastard

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