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By Anonymous - / Wednesday 27 April 2011 19:16 / United States
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  whitesox365  |  0

pray your interviewer is a woman or gay

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  MissBunny25  |  0

girl I bet you were rockin' that urban decay eye shadow palet. also, piss in a cup an tell your daughter it's apple juice. that'll show her >:)

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HAHA well you could tell them what happened or go in confident and nice AS HELL I'm sure you'll get the job as long as you show you want it regardless of what your daughter did to you lol

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  Randuhh_17  |  4

38-I think 33 was stating that a woman would understand the situation better...not that a woman wants to see a man in make up. she might think it's funny, and see he is a home kinda guy, and possibly get the job.

By  IMveryHUNGRY  |  3

OMG IT'S THE END OF THE WORLDDD! Scrub harder geez

By  Eggers  |  2

but you had time to write this FML?

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Eggers is correct. The way it is written - with or without the word "today" as the first word - makes is sound like the OP stopping trying to clean himself up and instead author an FML post.The OP could have written, "Today I HAD and interview (...) and none of it came off."

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  rocketeer_97  |  1

eggers, as a matter of fact, no it doesnt. this person couldve written this yesterday & it got posted today. do you know exactly when this guy sent this in ? no, you dont. it couldve been today, it couldve been yesterday.

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  LogicPolice  |  0

obviously the author didn't stop to write this before his interview, but the fml sounds better in present tense. More likely, the author recalled his thoughts from the point in time when he was 1 hour away from his interview. If you are trying to question the validity of the fml... just don't. Not only does it take much of the fun out of the website, but we are also supposed to give the authors fiat.

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  docscientist  |  9

The tense used gives it a better narrative as if you're discovering the events along with the op rather than it simply being told to you if it were in the past tense.

By  nimihyel  |  4

ever heard of make-up remover?

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it was prob cheap little girl make-up that smears when you try to take it off. My neighbors did my nails with cheap stuff and it took forever to take off because it kept smearing

By  CateXOX  |  0

Or just smear the fecal matter all over your face. It will probably take all eyes off your poofter makeup, which to be honest, we know you enjoy wearing.

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  lmaoatall  |  6

79, you should know by now your not allowed to post lmfao or lol, for some reason I can't figure. you got a thumbs down. I reversed it for you. now continue laughing at will.

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