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HAHA well you could tell them what happened or go in confident and nice AS HELL I'm sure you'll get the job as long as you show you want it regardless of what your daughter did to you lol

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just draw a moustache in pen over her face and a few more modifications and tell her. " this is daddy repaying the favor"

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38-I think 33 was stating that a woman would understand the situation better...not that a woman wants to see a man in make up. she might think it's funny, and see he is a home kinda guy, and possibly get the job.

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How many times do we have to explain this to people? All fmls posted on this website have to start with the word today. This could have happened a long time ago.

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Eggers is correct. The way it is written - with or without the word "today" as the first word - makes is sound like the OP stopping trying to clean himself up and instead author an FML post.The OP could have written, "Today I HAD and interview (...) and none of it came off."

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eggers, as a matter of fact, no it doesnt. this person couldve written this yesterday & it got posted today. do you know exactly when this guy sent this in ? no, you dont. it couldve been today, it couldve been yesterday.

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obviously the author didn't stop to write this before his interview, but the fml sounds better in present tense. More likely, the author recalled his thoughts from the point in time when he was 1 hour away from his interview. If you are trying to question the validity of the fml... just don't. Not only does it take much of the fun out of the website, but we are also supposed to give the authors fiat.

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I'd just like to say that #115, you do not make sense. Even if he did write this yesterday, you don't know if it happened yesterday. Am I correct?

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The tense used gives it a better narrative as if you're discovering the events along with the op rather than it simply being told to you if it were in the past tense.

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168- yes, that makes sense. all im trying to say is that it couldve been written yesterday or today. or any day really.

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rocketeer sure likes to argue over insignificant bs. it happened. point blank. who cares when.

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your right! I wrote basically the same comment without noticing you have also said this.

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I'm a guy and keep make-up remover. I like making myself beautiful and then before anyone can see, take it off.

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It probably wasn't his make-up either but if there is make-up around, it wouldn't be absurd for there to be make-up remover around.

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14 well if "being a dude" and having makeup in the first place might as well have the remover.

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it was prob cheap little girl make-up that smears when you try to take it off. My neighbors did my nails with cheap stuff and it took forever to take off because it kept smearing

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pretty sad that's the only thing you noticed, not that she was pretty or even staying on the topic of the fml.

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123 - I know a user (fml not drugs... well idk about drugs) who has over 100 failed. anyone know who I'm thinking of?

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I did that to my uncle once when he got drunk. we shamed him into quitting(: At least she cares about your appearance.

Or just smear the fecal matter all over your face. It will probably take all eyes off your poofter makeup, which to be honest, we know you enjoy wearing.

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79, you should know by now your not allowed to post lmfao or lol, for some reason I can't figure. you got a thumbs down. I reversed it for you. now continue laughing at will.

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