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By  UpsidedownKayak  |  27

Anti-peasents? That's what is wrong with this kingdom, there are too many peasants. We need to find ways to motivate them to grow and harvest food more efficiently. The floggings are just not working like they used to do. That way we can increase our manpower for the construction of the castle. I would like it to be completed in thirty years so I can use the money left over for the training of knights. We also need to widen the forest by the road so there is safe passage through Sherwood Forest.

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Anti-peasents? That's what is wrong with this kingdom, there are too many peasants. We need to find ways to motivate them to grow and harvest food more efficiently. The floggings are just not working like they used to do. That way we can increase our manpower for the construction of the castle. I would like it to be completed in thirty years so I can use the money left over for the training of knights. We also need to widen the forest by the road so there is safe passage through Sherwood Forest.

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  alwa7sh  |  13

But sire, what about that scoundrel Robin hood. he will cause the peasants to revolt against the kingdom. if that happens then we need the anti-peasants to repel them while we train the knights so they wouldn't threaten your throne. LONG LIVE THE KING.

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My loyal subject, if such a time comes that the peasants become unruly, I shall simply take their livestock and burn their homes. Then, from my demonstrations, they will know my power and greatness and will humbly fall to their knees, what could possibly go wrong.

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  USAF_girl  |  13

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  Xealkry  |  13

Are you laughing at a fellow human being because they are in worse situation then you? I bet you've been comfortable with money your whole life. Go to hell.

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  USAF_girl  |  41

if it's in her mattress then they are in her whole house. Bed bugs is just a name and doesn't mean they are only in her bed. they are kind of like fleas.

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  darude908  |  41

it's not the mattress that's infested. if it's in his bed then it's already spread elsewhere. so even if op get a clean mattress, within a day or two it'll be spoiled again.

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  snlaurenbb  |  41

Haha gently used mattresses. Is that opposed to roughly used mattresses? Either way I don't think he wants to sleep on someone else's sex stains. Anyway the bugs get in other places than just the bed. The new bed would get them too. The op needs an exterminator.

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  youngclench  |  11

nah, those are fleas. OP needs to contact an expert immediatly, if he dosent, THEN the bugs will be everywhere, and may become a permanent problem. DON'T throw out your matress until the bugs are dead, otherwise you'll just drag them around the house and they'll infest other parts. Like I said contact someone right now.

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  TwoZeroOZ  |  11

Like someone else pointed out, bedbugs is just a name. Bedbugs usually don't live in the bed, but somewhere else. They just come out to feed at night.

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  blebleble_fml  |  17

I had the same problem, but I fumigated (I had to do it twice :/) and I'm free now :). I kept my old mattress and it's clean now. you will probably need to vacuum the bugs' corpses

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  phantomofmusic  |  17

My roommates and I had them too. Our landlord had the apartment fumigated and our mattresses were put it sealed matters bags. Don't wait OP, you can track them to your car, other people's houses, stores, etc.

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