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Today, I found out my parents are getting divorced. They're fighting over the dog instead of my sister and me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41738) - you deserved it (3491)

On 07/20/2010 at 12:29pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

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well, maybe they already decided who gets who, and now it's down to the dog?

#3 - On 07/20/2010 at 5:06pm by DncrHap

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I hear you on that one...My parents are getting a divorce and are acting ridiculous.

#7 - On 07/20/2010 at 5:12pm by nerdsgetmehot

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