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Today, I decided to have sex for the first time with my boyfriend. It was his first time too. While in bed, he blankly stopped and stood up and got out a piece of paper from his pockets. Turns out, he had written instructions on what to do while in bed, and forgot what he had to do next. FML

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Okay, that's actually pretty sweet. I mean, he was so worried about doing everything just right for you that he didn't want his nerves to get in the way and forget what he was doing.

But maybe this means you guys are a little too young to be doing this? At least be safe, use condoms.

#6 - On 03/20/2009 at 4:09am by Katylolo

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LOL, that's a first. I wonder what it said..

1. Finger her.
2. Put on condom
3. Insert penis
4. ????
5. Profit!

#1 - On 03/20/2009 at 4:02am by alex_vik

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