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Today, I was talking with a close friend (who is a virgin) about why he did not want to have sex with a prostitute. He told me that "It's not nice to know that the girl you are having sex with has slept with half the country", he then added "That is exactly why I would not have sex with you". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16724) - you deserved it (59370)

On 08/05/2009 at 12:29pm - intimacy - by unlucky (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

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Sounds like a conversation I had with a very close friend of mine.
Then we ended up dating :-p

#1 - On 08/05/2009 at 5:03pm by ChiliRamen

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It sounds like he was joking. That or you actually do sleep around too much. For the sake of humanity I hope it's the former.

#4 - On 08/05/2009 at 5:06pm by qwertyone

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