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Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44921) - you deserved it (48030)

On 06/09/2009 at 1:27am - intimacy - by lagirl (woman) - United States (California)

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