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Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51811) - you deserved it (65239)

On 06/09/2009 at 1:27am - intimacy - by lagirl (woman) - United States (California)

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I'm a guy, and I personally don't give a fuck. IF you are really concerned about extra-curricular pussy, then I think you may be a tiny bit gay, or at least just a prude.

I don't shave my balls, so why should a girl shave?

Stupid.

#5 - On 06/09/2009 at 6:11am by Sonuvabitch

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Do men have any idea how much of a hassle that actually is?

#3 - On 06/09/2009 at 6:08am by Luckster

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