Charming

By lagirl - 09/06/2009 05:27 - United States

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Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML
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captainyamhamjam 0

there's nothing wrong with pubes, but if you need a machete to get through the jungle, it might be time to start shaving

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allyleigh 0

oh my gosh! thank you! you're the first guy who has said this! I don't shave down there... yet. but when I shave my bikini line it itches reeeeeally bad, so it's annoying. and if people expect me to shave down there, they better be expecting me to itch it too.

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TigressUK 0

I don't get why some people can't deal with hair...it's like the guy's saying "sorry, I prefer the prepubescent look to the woman's look".

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lelanatty 0

^Calling men Pedobear FTW!^

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SparrowFall 0

so according to that logic you only date bearded men?

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brinda08 5

Do you shave your pits? Cause it's kind of the same thing

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farflungfloyd 0

Ain't nothing wrong with you. He's just a moron.

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youaresofucked 0

to #3. Just use fire and BURN your pubes off ;)

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Stormie77 0

WHO CARES ABOUT THIS GIRLS PUBES?.... GET A LIFE PEOPLE

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fortywhacks 0

If he doesn't shave HIS pubes he has no right to complain. Anyway, why would you want to look pre-pubescent?

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Chowi_fml 0

If you want to make this statement by not shaving your body I guess you should just move to France.

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Horde 8

#3 and #6: i'm a guy and yes, i shave my balls. It's not that big hassle as you bode, nor take it more then 5 minutes and a good razor to do it. OP: If you have a jungle between your legs, YDI, else leave the moron. Nothing wrong with a groomed pub

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Luckster 0

@ Horde: You probably don't have to put up with a week or more of razor rash on the bikini-line as the hair starts growing back.

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