Today, I bought myself a new perfume. Now, there's a sulky husband lying next to me in bed who can't get it up because I smell like his mum. FML
by moose / 11/14/2016 at 2:17pm / Germany (Bayern) / Intimacy
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Take a shower, then give the perfume to.his hottest coworker?
#5 - On 11/15/2016 at 6:00am by Lizzy500
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I guess the husband repellent worked.
#1 - On 11/15/2016 at 5:43am by CMYKorBust
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