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By Uncomfortable - / Friday 17 May 2013 07:21 /
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  AngelSpit  |  18

Well either scientists are lying to us or the male erection really is a "spontaneous uncontrollable reaction" so not really his fault. Fun Penis Fact of the Day: When the male member goes from flaccid to erect its actually caused by the muscles relaxing to allow for engorged blood flow. So every time you pop a boner it's Cptn. Winky saying he needs to take 5.

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  Bakarra  |  22

I'm sure he's a good guy and will eRectify the situation.

By  lexxiii  |  17

Have you ever told him one of those your mom jokes? Maybe he took that to a literal sense.

By  profoundkisses  |  18

Maybe he just had a tube of m&ms in his pocket MEEPMEEP

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