By smh - 10/09/2015 06:09 - Canada

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Today, after coming home from a long day at work, I found out that in a house full of 5 adults, some rules still need to be set. The newest addition to the rules: No watching porn and jerking off in the living room. FML
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bwoolf96 21

Careful what you say when you bring it up, you could cause a mass-debate.

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Tyyeezyjr 13

Yea that's messed up, they can do their business in their rooms.

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kaitlynjane 28

But.. but the big screen, high def television is in the living room!

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bwoolf96 21

Careful what you say when you bring it up, you could cause a mass-debate.

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derangedplanet 23

Yeah you don't want to lose the majority on this. you'll never have guests again. plus you'll be permanently more traumatized than you were.

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SarinatheHyena 16

You could cause a mast-urbate.. get it? that was the most stretched out pun I've made.

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nonsensical 26

ha when you "bring it up"

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SarinatheHyena 16

Nothing like getting off where anyone can walk in and find you..

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mads_nicole 19

Sounds like you need to have a chat about common courtesy and how to lock doors. Or even just put something on the door..gahh anything really to keep it from happening again

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