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FML - The follow-up

Today, my separation anxiety got so intense, I found myself smelling my boyfriend's pillow. FML

409sPoisonGirl Say more :
Amazing what you find when you're reading the random FMLs... OP here. Let me explain - at the time this was posted, I was pregnant and suffering from terrible morning sickness. Believe it or not, that worked a treat! And helped me cheer up as well... To everyone who said their partner is/was in the service, I hope they come home safe and sound. I respect both you and your partners. God bless.
By 409sPoisonGirl / Wednesday 21 December 2011 05:12 / Australia
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  AyeTee77  |  17

I bet she decided not to mention the pillow also has his face on it.

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  Reyo  |  2

Having an anxious attachment style when it comes to relationships is something that's determined in childhood, and very few people will actually notice that it's anything abnormal. Luckily, you did. Now fix it.

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  richiesgirl  |  0

nice name 18

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  KatherineAnne  |  7

My adorable bf let me have his jacket and he sprays it with his cologne for me!! xD I love when I'm at school and I can lean down n smell him :)

By  nonelikeworms  |  0

I wouldn't tell him that.

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  inoculateyou  |  4

I don't know why you think that... I love it when my girlfriend says that to me... Whenever we spend time apart, for business trips or whatever, we trade pillows so we both get to pretend the other is still there :-)

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  ohmandapants  |  16

There's nothing wrong with the FML besides the words "separation anxiety". When I have one if my bf's shirts I wear it all the time just for the smell. But I don't have separation anxiety. That's way too intense. It makes OP sound needy and clingy.

By  JillianBall  |  18

Maybe you should try therapy?

By  perdix  |  29

I hope it's not the pillow he uses to ease the pain of his hemorrhoids. Yes, I know it may look like a donut, but it probably doesn't smell or taste like one.

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A hemrrohoid is not a STD.... It's a vein structure in the anal canal that helps hold stool in, and becomes a concern when they become inflamed. Check yourself fool, awesome comment perdix

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  graham11  |  14

8- I wish I had such a quick wit like you, perdix! And to that fucking idiot that says a hemorrhoid is a STD, you need to I back to health class. Is a penis a STD?!?

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  deaper  |  12

No check YOURSELF tiger! Perdix NEVER SAID that it WAS an STD! He just said something about the pillow cause people use round pillows when they have hemmeroids (sp?) so that they don't put pressure on the tender area when sitting down. So if she cried on that pillow she'd be getting quite literally a face full of ass! NOT STDs!

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