Today, a man asked me for directions outside of a local store. After about five minutes into the conversation, I noticed he had whipped his penis out and was stroking it. He then asked me if I liked what I saw. FML

by sammy18f / 02/23/2015 at 10:46pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy

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  • I hope you directed your hand to his face, and his path to the police station!

    #7 - On 02/24/2015 at 6:37am by Araj_Hs

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  • Hope you then gave him directions to hell!

    #2 - On 02/24/2015 at 6:34am by Enslaved

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