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Today, I went on a date for the first time since my divorce was finalized a year ago. The first question the guy asked me was what my favorite sex position is. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52318) - you deserved it (6272)

On 05/09/2014 at 10:37pm - intimacy - by CEO - United States (Virginia)

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#1 - On 05/10/2014 at 6:05am by reeses1981

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I think you've been out of the game long enough that your douche radar is a bit off. Just re-calibrate and pick better guys, not that bottom of the barrel ass clown.

#6 - On 05/10/2014 at 6:16am by 91hayek

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