Intimacy: Dating is hell

Dating is hell

By CEO - 10/05/2014 02:37 - United States - Bristow

Today, I went on a date for the first time since my divorce was finalized a year ago. The first question the guy asked me was what my favorite sex position is. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2018 20:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, after a year and half of being single, I was asked out on a date. I was asked by a married man. FML

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By Laura - 15/07/2023 15:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went on a first date with a guy. He told me his wife had filed for divorce this morning (I had no idea he had ever been married) and then he sent me the e-receipt for my nachos along with his Venmo handle. FML

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By nope! - 04/03/2020 12:00

Today, I had my first date in more than two years. As soon as I sat down, the first words out of his mouth were, "How many people have you had sex with? Not just recently, but ever. I don’t date women who’ve had more than 5 partners." I left before we'd even ordered drinks. FML

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By Username - 16/04/2011 08:39 - United States

Today, I went on my first official date I've been on since my divorce. Things were going great until he ordered his fourth 32oz beer; he got hammered and became a horny octopus. Oh, and he farted whiled trying to give me a goodnight kiss. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2013 17:20 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML

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By hannaholic - 03/07/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, I went on an excellent first date. After the 'end of the date kiss' came, "I suppose this is where I tell you that I'm married." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a first date with a guy. As soon as we sat down at the restaurant, he immediately snatched my menu and said "You're having salad." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2009 14:24 - United States

Today, I went on my first date in nearly a year. A few minutes into the meal, he called me "scrumptious" and made animal noises for the rest of it. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 15:05 - United States

Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML

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By confused - 09/04/2011 08:08 - United States

Today, I went on a date for the first time in eight months. He didn't make a move. I then asked if we were on a date. He said, "I don't know, I guess." I can't tell either. FML

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reeses1981 10

Saturday 10 May 2014 12:05

Next!

91hayek 31

Saturday 10 May 2014 12:16

I think you've been out of the game long enough that your douche radar is a bit off. Just re-calibrate and pick better guys, not that bottom of the barrel ass clown.

Comments

krispybacon4321 23

Saturday 10 May 2014 21:50

That guy was going places. Not a meaningful relationship. But places. Sorry hun, that sucks. You deserve something better

Jayy_Dash23 9

Saturday 10 May 2014 22:46

Hey that is a deal breaker for some people!

titoski 5

Saturday 10 May 2014 23:25

pick wisely . don't go for specific types

imsorryhun 4

Saturday 10 May 2014 23:29

Did you answer him?

octopussperm125 18

Saturday 10 May 2014 23:38

Doggy?

token_blackguy 18

Sunday 11 May 2014 0:25

Welcome back to the dating world!

venus89 17

Sunday 11 May 2014 0:31

Make sure the door hits him in the ass on his way out.

NodakN8V 25

Sunday 11 May 2014 0:42

You were in the shallow end of the gene pool...you gotta get in the deeper side.

Nunaetsuko 13

Sunday 11 May 2014 0:46

Maybe he got awkward and anxious so when he didn't know what to say, he wanted to at least make sure that you had some common interests.. no! kidding, ditch the jerk.