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Today, my boyfriend wanted to take our relationship to the next level. I assumed since we live together that he meant marriage. I was wrong; the next level is me jacking him off with my feet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50831) - you deserved it (6704)

On 02/23/2014 at 12:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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I guess you got off on the wrong foot.

#6 - On 02/23/2014 at 7:22pm by StarWolf111

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I wonder if the next step is using your elbows..

#2 - On 02/23/2014 at 7:19pm by GIGA_IMPACT

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