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Today, I realized just how lonely I am when I tried to time my ejaculation to happen right as the new year started. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47964) - you deserved it (11254)

On 01/01/2014 at 1:41am - intimacy - by Lonesome (man) - United States (Louisiana)

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Life's all about having goals right?

#1 - On 01/01/2014 at 12:31pm by junkman6

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The best way to start out any New Years is with an orgasm

#2 - On 01/01/2014 at 12:31pm by Llamacod

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