Love: Lonely hearts

Lonely hearts

By Lena - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Germany

Today, my life became a lot more depressing. A while ago, some friends and I founded a "Forever Alone" club, because all of us were single at that time. I'm now the only member left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 717

You deserved it 3 199

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By dumbo - 30/07/2009 14:43 - United States

Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. 20 minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 876

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By Hit-and-Run - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Mexico - Juárez

Today, after an extensive talk with a relationship counselor, we concluded that I'm more likely to get run over by a car than be in a stable relationship. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 350

You deserved it 3 274

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By SinkingShip - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - South Africa

Today, it's been two months since I started a three-year contract at a new job. So far, 5 people have resigned. Pretty sure I've joined a sinking ship. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 196

You deserved it 3 229

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By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Austria

Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 575

You deserved it 3 192

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Today, I found out the record label I was talking to was actually just my friends who have way too much time on their hands. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 108

You deserved it 5 681

By Anonymous - 29/01/2016 19:12 - United States - Watonga

Today, I was feeling terrible and posted on Facebook about how I was stressed out and feeling really lonely. My sister replied saying "#fatfuckproblems". 13 people liked it and some so-called friends posted stuff like "rekt" and "SLAYED, bitch!", all in less than a minute. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 486

You deserved it 4 605

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By justfriends - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 321

You deserved it 2 567

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By birthday bash - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - France

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 192

You deserved it 5 230

You must conform

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Germany - Titisee-neustadt

Today, I'm the only grandchild who regularly visits, calls, and runs errands for my grandparents, even though I live two hours away. I'm also their biggest disappointment because I'm not married. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 533

You deserved it 1 694

I'll leave you to it then…

By scared shitless in ohio - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Dublin

Today, I decided to be friendly and say hi to the weird kid at school, who was sitting by himself eating lunch. After I said hello, he stared up at me intensely and said, "I don't have many friends. Yeah. Mainly 'cause I've eaten most of them." FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 300

You deserved it 5 615

yenze 18

Monday 19 October 2015 9:35

That club could be a great way to meet people. Invite singles over and turn it into a party.

Wizardo 33

Monday 19 October 2015 9:34

Sounds like you're the President of Isolation Island.

Comments

Wizardo 33

Monday 19 October 2015 9:34

Sounds like you're the President of Isolation Island.

Estrangement 25

Tuesday 20 October 2015 6:39

The leader of Loner Land.

yenze 18

Monday 19 October 2015 9:35

That club could be a great way to meet people. Invite singles over and turn it into a party.

enginsteve 17

Monday 19 October 2015 14:15

and charge a fee..

mwali02 32

Monday 19 October 2015 16:42

Or just serve food. If everyone knows that your parties are delicious, you'll have a full house in no time! You can even make it a singles potluck! Keep your chin up Lena! Who knows what is in store for you! Good luck, and have fun!!! :)

olga_crvjl 19

Monday 19 October 2015 9:36

Don't worry you'll find someone special sooner than you think Don't feel discouraged(:

cheeeksss 29

Tuesday 20 October 2015 9:45

I just don't really get why being single is a bad thing. Or a depressing thing, rather. I enjoy my "me time" Sure, one day I'd like to have someone by my side. But why rush?