Today, I was watching TV with my husband, and he started getting frisky. When the commercial break started, we started having sex. When he came, there were still two commercials left before the show resumed. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of a sudden, my boyfriend stopped mid-thrust. He was watching the TV. House MD was on. He'd stopped to watch the differential diagnosis. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex to music, which we hadn't done before. I was getting close when it cut to commercial. I was so turned off by the idea of coming during an ad break that I didn't come at all. Thanks Spotify. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were laying in his bed. I was watching the Terminator on T.V. A commercial came on in the middle of the movie. We just started having sex when the movie came back on he said "I'll be back." in the Arnold Schwartzenegger accent and rolled over to watch the movie. FML
Today, I started to get horny while watching TV with my husband. I tried turning him on by telling him I wanted his cock. He cheerfully replied without looking away from the TV, "If only I gave a fuck, babe, if only I gave a fuck!" FML
Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML
Today, I began to undress my wife, who was watching TV, and gave her a massage to relax her while she watched her soap. 20 minutes later, when the programme came to an end, she said "I wish you'd let me watch TV in peace!". FML
Today, I thought it would be really hot to watch porn while my girlfriend and I were having sex. I got so hot and aroused that I came before the previews even ended. That was less than one minute. FML
Today, things were getting heated between me and the guy I like, and we were about to have sex. I told him to turn the TV off so we can get started. His response? "But I like this show." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in his bed watching football when it went to commercial. He started kissing my neck and trying to get me turned on. Then I remembered we'd be going to visit his mom soon, where we'd be playing Wii. That thought turned me on more than my boyfriend did. FML
Today, I told my husband I was horny and wanted to get it on. He agreed but first he had to finish the chapter he was reading, watch his show on Netflix, argue with strangers on Facebook, then do his workout. He had the nerve to cop an attitude when I was no longer in the mood. FML
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plaguer 26
Better than him refusing to have sex at all, I guess.
H4IL2TH3V 8
take it as a compliment...
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Comments (150)
plaguer 26
Better than him refusing to have sex at all, I guess.
PterodactylMan 23
Take it for what it's worth would apply I guess? Sorry it wasn't exactly what you wanted OP.
naxeeb 33
To be offered and denied is much worse than getting refused!
Weird_situations 13
Yeah, it's better than nothing
ChevyRedneck85 13
at least you had sex, my gf has the sexual drive of a newborn
squidgy787 22
That is a disturbing comparison.
ChevyRedneck85 13
Maybe so lol but it's true
TourettesGuyFTW 25
I know I'm just playing to stereotypes here, but I'm itching to say this: Going by your username, being a Redneck, I suppose everyone is fair game to you. Even newb--... ***punches self in mouth***
Ambient25 24
"It's a sexbox! And her name is "Sony".
lex1459 38
Doesn't matter, had sex
blazingshot147 19
Trick is, do things she would normally do. Do dishes, cook, clean, whatever then when she has nothing to do set up a romantic setting and take her to it.
jbuckets_404 38
#91: I don't think OP had sex of any meaningful duration much less quality to qualify it as such - at least at that moment in time, which I would never deprive then of my gf/ wife/ lover.... :-(
withered 30
Bad sex is worse than no sex. It's a waste of time. You can use those minutes to do something actually satisfying. Her spouse needs some training. It's not something that can't be fix. On the other hand if he is selfish and doesn't want to fix it because he doesn't care... they have a problem.
H4IL2TH3V 8
take it as a compliment...
onlychildFTW 33
Very true, if he can't last you're very hot to him!
junkman6 22
He was just being thoughtful! He didn't want her to miss any of the show!
Ambient25 24
Who knows how long the commercials were. I wouldn't be surprised if it was actually an infomercial break, complete with 60 minutes of why you should buy some piece of shit steamer that has the name of an aggressive sea creature. Sorry OP, maybe you need to stop using AXE bodywash.
Sir_ND_Pity 35
16 - That's what I always tell my girl! That doesn't quite cut it for her though. She calls me "minute rice" :3
davidislost 11
#2, loving your pic on here ;D! The irony.
shift24q 6
AMI
mage1414 14
Some guys just want to be early for everything. I say fyl and fhl >.< sorry op.
BoltTheSuperdog 22
It could have just been a really long commercial break!
tanekdrachonae 19
What's wrong with a quickie?
spitonitdaddy 5
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I have the opposite problem, I tire myself out before I can finish
laden_swallow09 34
Nobody cares.
bubblyhayley 16
why on earth did u feel the need to share this??
mosquito19 14
that means you're too fat
glabberfasted 16
You should really try some cardio.
CUPCAKESLOVER24 5
That must really suck xD
Rodville 28
I had that problem until the doctor took me off Celebrex. Later he said that some **** stars take it to last through the whole scene.
monique21 8
WTF ^^^ you must not have read the comment that no one cares but instead added to it. yuck
MichaelDeSanta 20
Doesn't matter had sex.
thatnucca 36
At least he wasn't out there ghost riding...
TourettesGuyFTW 25
Another type of riding was taking place though.
Vnzou22 9
Well there seem to be about a hundered between every two minutes of actually show. And he got a head start lol
OhzTP 7
What if it was the infomercial channel?
little_one1 14
Hey, at least he WANTS to make love to you!
pizzzah 9
well you married him. I'm guessing either this doesn't happen often anyway, or you have already decided to accept it
imabassist 23
with all the commercials they have now, that aint bad..