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Today, I was watching TV with my husband, and he started getting frisky. When the commercial break started, we started having sex. When he came, there were still two commercials left before the show resumed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51736) - you deserved it (6015)

On 12/31/2013 at 4:19pm - intimacy - by erjazo (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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Better than him refusing to have sex at all, I guess.

#1 - On 12/31/2013 at 11:04pm by plaguer

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take it as a compliment...

#2 - On 12/31/2013 at 11:05pm by H4IL2TH3V

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